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Platapic 

Platapic and or platapic face...mainly used by non attractive woman on facebook and or myspace. The act of percing youre lips together to an awkward or strange looking kiss that nobody want to see..
You: Damn!!! How many platapics do you have?
Her: lmao!! Stfu u bitch get off my facebook (also see definition attention seeker)

Damn that girl in that platapic is hit!
Platapic by Cj pimpin May 6, 2010
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Plural of platapus. Because God wills these egg-laying, duck-billed, beaver-tailed, otter-footed mammals to propagate throughout the universe.
Perry the Platapus isn't alone--there are a lot of platapi waiting to develop alter egos with various hat accessories.
platapi by OpenTomorrow November 19, 2013

platanicious

the awesome taste of plantains
this fried plantain is just platanicious!
platanicious by aplatanao October 21, 2009
the state between platonic and romantic. it's dating without the sex.
Don't worry we're just platanic friends.
platanic by babyliss22 July 26, 2022

planapicturamiphobia 

the fear of flat-style logos or other imagery
/plænəˈpɪkʧəræˈmi ˈfəʊbiə/

all of these new logos are triggering my planapicturamiphobia.

Platapied 

Having a platypus forced upon you.
You just got platapied!
Platapied by BlacPlague December 2, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026