plasma grenade 

The ugly ass girl of the bunch that thinks she has a chance and will stalk, until she is either diffused or explodes.

That plasma grenade was following my boy around all night, tryin to mack. We knew she had to be diffused before she blew up.

plasma grenade by war_wonton November 17, 2010

plasma grenade 

In Halo, blue grenades that stick to almost any surface and explode in a cool way.

Pro: don't forget, THE BLUE ONES STICK.
Newbie: *accidentally sticks on to back of Pro's head* they what?! oh sh*t!
*BOOM*
*Pro has been killed by ally Newbie*
*Newbie has killed self*
Blue team: -2
Red team: 0

plasma grenade by Cpt.Bob October 5, 2003

plasma grenade 

n. The lesser of the two grenades in the game series "Halo". Newbs like to assume that because these grenades 'stick' to enemies that they are better grenades than fragmentation grenades, but any expierenced player can easily avoid them. They lack the 'grenade bounce' effect of frag grenades and therefore are less aesthetic in their usage. The most effective implementation of the plasma grenade is to through a 'hidden' one behind a corner that an enemy will soon approach so they do not see it. This will most likely kill the enemy given that most players seem to hug walls when turning corners and anyone within a 3 foot radius of the plasma grenade will automatically be killed.

Newb: *throughs plasma grenade at sniper*
Pro: *unscoping every two secounds alows him to see approaching grenade* "Haha, fuking newb"
Newb: "Oh, Shit!" *sniped in teh face*
Pro: *notices approaching enemy, tosses plasma behind corner, proceeds to snipe*
Newb: *"Haha, I'll assasinate 'im"* "WTF IS THAT" *killed by Pro by correct usage of plasma grenade*

plasma grenade by Weapon X Ultimate April 9, 2006

plasma grenade 

An entertaining weapon in the video game "Halo". Can create hours of fun or piss the hell out of your friends. Have a tendency to stick to things and then blow the absolute living shit out of them.

Master chief:*chuck plasma grenade on grunt*
Grunt: "Not again!!!!!!!"

plasma grenade by el scorcho October 31, 2004

jumping the plasma grenade 

Similar to jumping the grenade whereby your wing man distracts the unattractive friend so you can hit on the attractive one, only in this case the unattractive friend is severely mentally and/or physically handicapped.

His wing man, valiantly jumping the plasma grenade, endured drool and stiff upper limbs so that he could chat up her caregiver.

jumping the plasma grenade by Yabadass June 12, 2013

plasma grenade 

highly entertaining grenade weapon from the game HALO which sticks to other players and vehicles, best used in combination with active camo to sneak up on people and stick the grenade to their face (esp snipers) and run off laughing (usually shouting "bye bye" as you do)

"what's that blue thing on my hea- awww son of a..." *explodes*

plasma grenade by Shadow Sword March 22, 2004

man juice plasma grenade 

shave your pubes and then you nut in the pubes and mix it together and throw it in some bitches face!!

sue: hey hank whats that in your hand?

hank: its my man juice plasma grenade bitch!
(throws the man juice plasma grenade in Sue's face)
sue: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

man juice plasma grenade by Vince! May 6, 2008