To fart out semen onto another person's face.
"My girlfriend spat spunk up my arse last night so i plapped fuck outta her"

"I'll plap you mate"
by Volkswagen November 05, 2007
Random interjection used to express presence when all is quiet.
Metz: Oh look its Zoe. =O
by PureDark August 29, 2007
to generally geek about using a keyboard
i was just plapping about - general computer keyboard usage with acompanied finger tapping actions
by ladybird March 10, 2007
The sound feces makes as it strikes the plastic floor of a previously unused port-a-potty.
Dude, I heard your plap from out here!
by Scott Wawawawa June 17, 2005
Plap - The sound of ones sausage whacking another person.
"I plapped him on the arm, lets plap another"
by Becky. March 09, 2004
to pop like a poppy seed, or, the act of
When your cells get attacked by viruses some of them try to plaps.

Don't make me plaps you.
by wburglett November 13, 2006
Bits of ugly fat hanging over the top of hipster jeans when someone squeezes into a size too small.
Most visible from behind, the unsighly bulges can be spotted in almost any pub or night club in the UK on a Friday or Saturday night, and sightings have been reported during the daytime too.
The hipster jeans are usually accompanied by a tight t-shirt which rides up to the narrower part of the body due to the width of the plaps, making them more obvious. The t-shirt may also be a size too small, although this is not always the case.
"I have to keep pulling my t-shirt down to cover my plaps."
by psuedonym April 15, 2005
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