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plantin’ some onion 

Neil: Houston, we have a problem. Buzz is plantin’ some onion and the fan relay on the LEM’s environmental system has got a 203 alarm.
Houston Control: Roger that, Neil. You have our condolences and we’re checkin’ the accessory bus.

hide the plantain 

Johnny: You guys can play hide the plantain another time, you need to stay focused on your training.

Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence
hide the plantain by Burdac January 11, 2021

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

Planetside 

Quite possibly the most under-rated game of all time. Due to a clunky interface and system requirements that very few people could meet in May of 2003(When the game was released) it did not catch on as planned.

Those lucky few who knew of this game and had rigs that could run it, got to enjoy the worlds only (and best) MMOFPS... until BFRs came out and ruined the whole fucking game. (Thanks Sony!)

Now relegated to the annals of 'Great Games ruined by arrogant pricks who had the gall to tell the player base what they wanted rather than listening to them' history.

Oh yeah, and if you sucked at PS there was always WoW.
Planetside Noob: OMG the MCG/Jackhammer/Lasher needs a nerf!!1

Everyone else: Go play WoW then ya noob!
Planetside by StabbyTheClown February 26, 2009

Planting trees 

verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.
person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross

planetism 

The discrimination against planets.

There are billions of planets in the Milky way, yet we only memorize 8? That is planetism.
We mustn't show planetism against the planets we deem as unimportant for people to learn in school.
planetism by Cas FCS May 19, 2020