Sloppy Pizza Sex 

Eating copious amounts of pizza from any credible place with your partner then attempting to engage in sexual activity shortly after; often associated with low stamina, severe fatigue, high body temperature, a disgusting amount of sweat, shortness of breath, uncomfortable fullness, giving up half-way through sex, and the realization of how pointless it is to attempt having sex after destroying a fuck ton of pizza.

Girl: Babe, let's get pizza tonight!
Guy: Okay.
*couple proceeds to destroy 4 pizzas*

Guy: Babe, I'm so full, let's have sloppy pizza sex !
Girl: Let's see if we can finish this time.

*5 minutes into sex*
Guy: I give up.
Girl: It's okay, so do i.

Sloppy Pizza Sex by ch33kz April 7, 2015

Pizzasexual 

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.

Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.

Pizzasexual by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011

pizza sex 

Average, uneventful, cheap sex. But hey-- even it it's not great pizza, pizza still hits the spot, you know?

"How was Steph last night?"
"Meh.Pizza sex."

pizza sex by hofosho January 3, 2006

Pizza sex 

Sex according to men.. "Sex is like pizza: Even if it is bad, it's good!"

| "When was the last time you got laid?" "Well, good sex? 2 years ago. Pizza sex? 2 weeks ago." |

Pizza sex by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010

Pizzasexual 

It's when you love pizza so much that, it became a sexuality. No it doesn't exist, just some loser tried to make it up. it's actual bull crap.

person 1: dude I think I'm pizzasexual
person 2: wtf is that.
person 1: It's when you love pizza so much, you want to marry it.
person 2: tf is that shit, that doesn't exist.

Pizzasexual by generic canned pizza January 12, 2022