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Usually, pizza is cut into triangles.

But sometimes, they’re cut into squares.

Each one of those squares is called a pizard.
Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”
Pizard by NotKoliso August 28, 2019
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Pixar Mom 

a mom from a pixar movie that has a very curvy body
"Wow you're built like a pixar mom!"
Pixar Mom by abbylol September 1, 2021
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Out of the whole Star Trek series; He is the most wise, intellegent, and fair of all the Captains. He always listens to his senior officers' oppinions, and considers their information in his decisions. He is my ideal of an accomplished, and respectable man. His character is one of my role-models I live by.
No. 1 and Picard make a great team. The Enterprise has never had a better captain.
picard by ThE Sa-X July 22, 2006
"I SUMMON THEE, PIPARD GOD OF LIGHT TO THE PLAYING FIELD"
Pipard by ToxicIdiot July 17, 2019
A company that works with disney making some of the most amazing family films to come to our screens in this and the last century. With such films as Toy Story, Finding Nemo, Cars and Ratatouille which will be forever remembered in movie history. Pixar movies are made in such a way that each takes somewhere between three to six years to make, meaning that we all have to wait a long time to see the next installment of their loveable characters.
Pixar Quotes

Linguini (from Ratatouille): Ratatouille. It's like a stew, right? Why do they call it that? If you're gonna name a food, you should give it a name that sounds delicious. Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie." Rat-patootie, which does not sound delicious.

Hamm (from Toy Story): Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

Lightning McQueen (from Cars): Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.

Marlin: Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo: It's not safe.
Marlin: That's my boy.

pixar by Saphs February 13, 2008

Jean luc Picard 

The sexiest old French spaceship captain EVER.
Jean luc Picard yelled at Data for being too smart.

Pixar balling

When a person stomps on a man's balls like the pixar lamp stomped on the "I"
Tom: What the fuck did you send me?
Billy: A woman pixar balling some poor man!
Pixar balling by Delta-3174 March 4, 2021