Pitseleh 

A song by Elliott Smith not so much about unrequited love, but about being loved by someone who loves you, but knowing they’re only in love with who they think you are. And that you can only ever fail them and hurt them. Even though you love them so truly that you don’t want to hurt them, even if that means you cannot be with them. But you still hurt them, just by being what you are, and by being lucky/unlucky enough to know them, and you’re hurt too. Maybe more deeply than you can handle. And all this you keep to yourself, because how could you ever tell them? How could you ever let them know who you really are?

Elliott Smith rarely played Pitseleh in concert, often dismissing it as too much of a “lyrics based song” when it was requested, though some have speculated that it was a rare example of a song too special or personal for him to be performed like his others.

Pitseleh by Notanelphant June 23, 2019

Pittsburgh Nelly 

1) A Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

2) A certain fork in the Missouri river named after the said whore.

3) A derogatory slang term used to describe a sexually overactive and altogether unattractive female.

This term was popularized by Chris Farley while portraying the fictional character Bartholomew Hunt in 1998's Almost Heroes.

That sick old town bike was a real Pittsburgh Nelly.

Pittsburgh Nelly by holyshiite November 15, 2010

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Pipis by EpicScientician December 13, 2021

Pittsburgh Date 

An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.

*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA

Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"

Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"

Pittsburgh Date by Charlie Bityacaukoff January 23, 2014

death pits 

As COVID-19 spreads, a term now colloquially used to describe US nursing homes and long-term care facilities.

One of America’s dirtiest little secrets is its elder care practices and its death pits, widely present in all states across the nation.

death pits by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Pittsburgh slim 

The Scrawny Sylvester Stallone. Oh yeah, he's a music artist... I guess it's club music. Pretty good music.

Pittsburgh slim... no example needed, i defined it enough

Pittsburgh slim by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Potty 

A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.

I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.

Pittsburgh Potty by Lloyd Christmas September 22, 2016