pitch a loaf 

to take a big crap

Man after that McDonalds I need to pitch a loaf

pitch a loaf by GP February 3, 2004

Pitch A Loaf 

for one's self to drop a poop in the toilet or anywhere else

I'm going to "pitch a loaf"

Pitch A Loaf by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020

pitch a mega-loaf 

To take a crap of immense length or girth.

Damn after that chinese buffett I gotta pitch a mega-loaf!

pitch a mega-loaf by bogotabro June 18, 2006

Pinch-A-Loaf 

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".

guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back

Pinch-A-Loaf by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006

pinch a loaf 

take a dump

be right back, gotta pinch a loaf

pinch a loaf by a February 18, 2007

pinch a loaf 

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" a loaf of shit that is hanging halfway out your ass and won't drop of its own accord. Pinching a loaf always results in extra-messy wiping.

"Hurry up and finish taking a shit, we're already late! Pinch the loaf if you must!"

"Thanks for suggesting that I pinch a loaf; it worked. Now I have to spend 5 minutes wiping, then we can leave."

pinch a loaf by bingobastard March 28, 2009

Pinch-A-Loaf 

The act of dispursing poo out of the anus. Slang terms include: pinch a mean one, dropping the kids off at the pool, taking the browns to the super bowl, taking a dump, lose some poundage, drop a load, etc.

Hey man, I really gotta Pinch-A-Loaf, can I use your bathroom?

Pinch-A-Loaf by Monnor Cunn July 20, 2010