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It's a piece of pie that you eat like a taco.
Dr. Zaius: Dude, there's only pie in the fridge but there's no plates or silverware.

Doc Ock: Dang, but I'm so hungry.

Dr. Zaius: Let's eat it with our hands.

Doc Ock: Great idea.

Dr. Zaius: We should call it a pitaco.

Doc Ock: Freaking genius.
pitaco by Milt Schmidt June 10, 2011
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Pinacoladaberg

The song written and performed by Coconut Pete that Jimmy Buffett ripped off when he recorded Margaritaville.

From the movie Club Dread
"Play Margaritaville!"
"I think you mean Pinacoladaberg."
"No, Margaritaville!"
"I THINK you mean Pinacoladaberg."
I drove throug PittCo on the way to NC and I almost died from the stench of stale-marijuana-slash-cow-poo.
PittCo by Danville July 8, 2007
A very pointless class in middle school where you learn about schemas.
Mr.Obi One Knurbas tought us about schemas in pitsco.We all thought it was pointless.
pitsco by osama bin donovan July 21, 2009
A pataco is a, stinky vagina that smells like a mix of taco and tuna.
Jack that's not tuna that's her pataco!
Pataco by Beer Bob September 26, 2010
Short for Pain In The Ass Cunt, a self-explanatory term for someone who really, really blows and should be avoided at all costs.

Useful because it sounds vaguely like a non-English word so can be misinterpreted as a compliment.
Thomas: Wow, did you see tha 'tude I was getting from that guy in the 7-11?

Frank: Totally. That loser is a total pitac.
PITAC by zekepliskin December 6, 2009