Sexual Act. Direct descendant of The Shocker. When you insert index and middle fingers into the vagina while using the thumb of the same hand to stimulate the clitoris.
T: Hey d what did you do last night.

D: I was up all night pleasuring my old lady with the pistol.
by Double D's flesh factory September 19, 2009
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In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.
OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one
by Evil Jesus August 29, 2004
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A person's ability to consistently kill with a Handgun.
Someone's skill with a handgun.
Using a handgun in battle.
Random Noob: You are garbage, you are only pistoling me.
Leet Player: Still can't hit a thing with those rockets huh?
by EvilLilElmo April 24, 2006
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Hey RP that chicks pretty hott!

Yeah, she's a fuckin' Pistol!
by MackDaDDY2292 June 18, 2010
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when someone is 69ing and they stick their thumb in the girls ass and two fingers in her gine, kinda like a reverse shocker
Jake was 69ing in the back of his Explorer when he decided to make things intersting by giving Allie the Pistol.
by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010
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A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.
"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"
by Dan May 31, 2004
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