| 1. | Piste | ||
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A human made run or trail for snowboarding/skiing and similar sports. Marked with signs showing a colored shape to signify difficulty level of the particular piste. The french word for "trail". Ant: Back-country. Green: You see that dope Rodeo I did where the two pistes meet?
Blue: No, I was busy staring at that girls boobs, snowboarder chicks are wicked hot aren't they? |
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| 2. | Nieve | ||
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A 'Nieve' is a petite Irish lassie with flowing brown hair and twinkling eyes. She is mischievous and can cast spells over the opposite sex so that they fall in love with her.
A 'Nieve' is also a blinding smile. Avert your eyes or you will be locked in a love spell for life, for this is no ordinary grin. Direct eye contact with a 'Nieve' is equivalent to your eyes being exposed to the glaring pistes of white snow on the Alpes or Himalayas. The mark is indellible. There is no going back. A 'Nieve' will burn a hole in your retinas. So enchanted will you be by this smile that you will think of nothing else for the rest of your life. Two guys are in a restaurant. A hot waitress takes their order. She flashes them a massive smile, bearing a set of perfectly placed,dazzling white choppers.
Guy A: I'll have a plate of marriage with a side of babies and a large mini van please. Guy B: Oh my god dude, you've just been nieved! |
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| 3. | corduroy | ||
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Freshly prepared pistes, names after the striped ridges of snow left behind by the piste machines. Hey, that corduroy looks good. Let's ski it!
I cruised miles of corduroy today. |
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| 4. | Puff's on trays | ||
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Snowboarders. Those annoying people who scream down pistes at about 100MPH out of control and not caring who they cut up and crash into. Mike: Yo, did you see that puff on a tray scream past us and crash into that woman?
Dave: Yeah, what an idiot! I hate Puff's on trays. |
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| 5. | Snowbase | ||
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a skipiste located in the netherlands where the pistes are white of cocaine, and the people are high as hell. the place was an initiative of the largest drug-baron in the Netherlands as a solution to get the dirt washed out of his cash. nearly no one visits it and the local snowboarders are potheads dude, buy me a ticket to Snowbase, I want to get high of the free cocaine
If you ever want to get rid of your drug money, build a skipiste! Those snowboarders from snowbase are the coolest dude to hang around with, always chill and seem like they're so high they don't feel any pain |
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