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pissbottle 

pissbottle {pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.
{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!
pissbottle by Telephony June 22, 2014
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A major insult to describe some one so irritable that they make you want to piss on them.
Hey pissboob, you make me what to die on the spot.
pissboob by Swag dogJB April 6, 2021
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pissbolt 

Australian slang. It means to run really fast. Extension of bolt. Probably comes from how fast you will run when you are busting for a piss.
"Frank pissbolted to the getaway car before the cops arrived"

"You should have seen that kid pissbolt out of there"
pissbolt by Afstra September 7, 2004

pisstoothing

pisstoothing is the name given to the act of grinding your teeth side to side quickly when you are bursting to take a piss but cant for some reason.
hurry up i need to use the toilet im pisstoothing myself here

pissbottle 

Any bottle that contains urine.Preferably with a lid, for multiple storage and disposal options.
Can be abbreviated as PB.
When someone is to drunk to make it to the bathroom they may use an empty bottle next to the bed to piss in.
When we were stuck in traffic Joe had to piss in his empty water bottle or he would have pissed himself.
Most pissbottles are clearly identifyable and cannot be mistaken for anything else.
pissbottle by PERMWORD34 February 29, 2008
A robot dog that has been reengineered to piss beer into a cup.
Pissbot is working flawlessly, 35% of the time.
pissbot by NowhOne April 30, 2021
when your dog is too lazy to cock his leg up and just pisses all over his foot.
Chewy's such a lazy bastard he came in again with a smelly ass pissfoot.
pissfoot by krisgsxr600 November 10, 2009