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pisslates 

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.
After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.
pisslates by Smooax September 1, 2020

Pissulate 

When you hold onto your piss for so long it hurts more than blue balls!
Oh man I was in agony with pissulate earlier
Pissulate by Pissulate December 17, 2021

Pissplatter 

The annoying spray of urine encountered upon using certain urinals in mens' restrooms
"Why are you covering your crotch"
"I just went to the restroom and had a horrible case of pissplatter. Damn those urinals"
Pissplatter by saintwood02 November 25, 2009

Pissplaced

On arriving home after a few refreshments,one decides to put something important in a safe place. On waking the next morning, said item cannot be found ANYWHERE.
I've pissplaced my house key.
Pissplaced by TayTayTrayTray May 29, 2018

pisspated 

bros pisspated
pisspated by vaild boi April 26, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026