Piss Knuckle

1. A name for a professional who is completely incompetent in his field. (ie an accountant in rural Kansas)

2. A tiny penis.

That damned piss knuckle did my taxes, and now I'm being audited by the IRS.

or

My piss knuckle hurts when I pee.

Piss Knuckle by derikny2 August 3, 2010

Piss Knuckle

A feral, disgusting, idiotic person. These people are completely incompitant and irritating. It is a drag to be around them. Suicidal thoughts may arise when around this person. They can also be associated with the word "ledmong"

and he was, a Piss Knuckle

Piss Knuckle by Penisin May 4, 2021

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump 

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by skrats October 7, 2009

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by Bangboy December 30, 2009

knuckle shuffle his piss pump 

A hand job

I like him so much o the point I want to knuckle shuffle his piss pump

knuckle shuffle his piss pump by lil spooky March 12, 2022

knuckle roll your piss pump 

jerk off, bop the balogna, choke the chicken.

Sprague went to the bathroom to knuckle roll his piss pump.

Melissa was knuckle rolling my piss pump when I went to sleep.

You can leave and go knuckle roll your piss pump.

knuckle roll your piss pump by rudy cox January 31, 2008