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The truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off 

In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.
“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”
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piss butt 

When shit comes out of your ass as fast as piss would. Liquid in consistency and overly toxic to the nose.
After that Korean Kafe trip, i know ill be on the shitter with piss butt. Hopefully Junior Spivey can clean it up.

piss butter

Urine that accumulates on the back of the toilet or one the bathroom floor over time to form a gravy-like paste known as piss butter.
I saw a guy on the internet that once scooped piss butter off the back of a toilet, spread it on a cracker, and ate it.
piss butter by Gord-O Jones June 26, 2008

don't piss on my butter 

Similar to "Don't rain on my parade". No one wants piss in their butter (obviously) so it insinuates someone ruining a situation.
After cooking for 3 hours, my friend complained about the napkins so I said "Don't piss on my butter!"

butt pee or ass piss 

Diarrhea that is so water-like, it feels as if you are pissing out your asshole.
Damn, I had those 12 Chalupas, now I have a bad case of butt pee or ass piss.
butt pee or ass piss by Big-Z™ October 20, 2005

butt piss 

diarrhia or the most liquidy sort.
i hate the acrid smell of butt piss
butt piss by minghi April 26, 2003

Alaskan Butt Piss 

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo
Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins