giving the pirate eye

When you attempt to seduce another with an enticing look, however the look fails and you are looking at the other person with your eye squinted and your lip up (making you look like a pirate)...often more embarrassing when you give a hardy "ARRRR" along with the look.

Bill: "Sally gave me a peg leg yesterday."
Tim: "Why?"
Bill: "I gave her the pirate eye last week."

by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003

Pirateye or Pirate-Eye

The result of a male's cum shot into an open eye which causes the eye to shut hard.

1. When I shot my load at her, she got pirateye.

2. She walked around with pirateye all day.

by prodiGyBNTY August 21, 2003

Pirate eye patch

when u trick ur girl into a hand job and before u came u piont up tword her face and u get her in the eye ...then kick her in the shin as shes jumping around she covers her eye and that my friend is a pirate eye patch

Dude i gave kathleen a pirate eye patch.

by DoBoDaBo July 20, 2009

Cod Eye Pirate

A 'cod eye pirate' refers to a sexual act which incorporates a penis being inserted to an empty eye socket. The eye may not be there do to wotever reason. The phrase 'thats my old retina your poking!' is commonly used during a cod eye pirate. A cod eye pirate is given by a male, but can be recieved by either males or females. Recent experiments by lesbians have shown that a dildo can also be used in a cod eye pirate, and is becoming increasingly popular with one eyed lesbians.

That one from Kill Bill, with the eye patch, i bet you'd love to give her a cod eye pirate you sick fuck.

by The CrotchMeista January 20, 2005

Eye Eye Pirate

You have a woman with one eye. You Move her eye patch and fuck her right in the eye socket. This is the Eye Eye Pirate.

She asked me for the Eye Eye Pirate. It was new and different, and a tight fit too.

by AceLiquor August 4, 2019

Pirate-eye

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.

Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"

by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018