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Texas Pipe Cleaner 

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her finger up your already clinched asshole right as you are about to nut and probes straight to the prostate resulting in an explosive orgasm.
I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
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Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.
Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

Mexican Pipe Cleaner 

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.
Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner 

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

Vatican Pipe Cleaner 

When two men are standing with the ends of their dicks touching each other, and one starts to either piss or cum into the other man's dick, resulting in him getting his pipe cleaned.
Greg: I forgot to shower yesterday, do you think you could give me a Vatican Pipe Cleaner?
Tyrone: Of course, if you do it to me afterwards.
Greg: Sounds awesome.

Dutch Pipe Cleaner 

The sexual act when a female sticks her own finger(s) in her vajayjay and a partner moves the finger(s) around for her.
The dutch pipe cleaner is to women as the dutch rudder is to men.
Dutch Pipe Cleaner by thesixtwo February 21, 2009

San Diego Pipe Cleaner 

This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.
I did a San Diego Pipe Cleaner on Emmylou last night and she almost blacked-out!