pimphemism 

The substition of a lame or unhip word for one that is cool or trendy. Variation of euphemism. The "ph" does make the "f" sound in this particular word.

Involved Dad: Wow, that young lady over there is awfully foxy.

Ungrateful Son: Please pops, that bitch is bangin.

Involved Dad: Nice pimphemism son.

Ungrateful Son: Yeah, whateva...

pimphemism by H2zZ July 8, 2006

poophemism

Asserting, in a euphemistic manner, that you are about to go and take a dump.

How one might implement a poophemism:

*Family at the table eating*

You: "Be right back, just going on a short logging expedition"

poophemism by LukeRam April 11, 2010

pimplejism 

Noun: The white substance that erupts from a squeezed pimple.

Glen was amazed at all the pimplejism that came out when he squeezed the zit.

pimplejism by Asmodeus August 27, 2004

poophemism

A polite or comedic way to excuse one’s self to go poop.

My favorite poophemism has to be "drop off the kids at the pool," or "I dropped the browns at the superbowl," or even, "I've gotta go doo something."

poophemism by Smashertown January 12, 2011