Noun

The person who introduces something cool to the annoying person in their circle of friends during a moment of weakness. The annoying person then proceeds to become obsessed with it and piss everyone off when they won't shut up about it. This is a derivative from the asian long-horn beetle incident. One stupid japanese pilot had to be a dumbass and fly the asian longhorn beetle over to north america and it just spread like wildfire. The term pilot is the social equivalent of this devastating event. The pilot in question can be "smuggling" things of social importance such as bands, movies, sports, drugs, fashion statements, etc.

Verb

The action of "piloting"
Miguel - hey cale, i just found this awesome band (insert band here)
Cale - great man, can you send me their songs?
Miguel- I guess I mean you don't really listen to progressive new wave post hardcore with melodic grindcore vocals but whatever..

2 weeks later

Cale - dude we have to go to the (insert band here) concert i just ordered all their action figures and tote bags off ebay!
Miguel - kay.. so did you hear jeff is leaving the band?
Cale - what..? i thought the singer was a chick!
Miguel - dumbass.. you little asian longhorn beetle..

Cale - whaat?
Miguel - oh nothing
Ken - yo miguel you still coming to the (insert band here) concert?
Miguel - yah man i think cale wants to come now too
Ken - wtf did you pilot again? be strong.
by David Berkowitz :) June 28, 2009

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An individual who possesses a higher mindset. One of the very few on earth that are given the great duty of carrying out what humans 1,000 years ago dreamt of doing.

Pilots are usually thought of in the wrong ways. First off, they are in no way overpayed, many earn an average of $20K per year and work slave hours with lack of sleep. They are also not "glorified bus drivers". I don't know about you, but the last time I checked, buses don't run on million dollar turbine engines, travel at the speed of sound, or have the ability to reach the edge of the atmosphere.

To become a pilot you must have the "right stuff" and a pure passion for what you do, you should never be in it for the money or the fabled women you get.
Aviation is something that runs in me and many others. We pilots can't describe why or how we feel when we fly, but we sure as hell love what we do.
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1: The Operator of an Airborne Vehicle such as an Aircraft, Helicopter, Gyrocopter or Glider.

2: Someone under instruction of a Pilot with the intent to learn to operate an airborne Vehicle

3: The First episode of a TV series
1: We are waiting for the Pilot to finish the Takeoff checks before we take off

2: I want to be a Pilot

3: Did you catch the Pilot episode of Stargate Atlantis?
by TrentH April 28, 2005

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(n.)/(v.)/(adj.)

The act of being a pilot, piloteering, being a general pilot.

Pretty much just an extremely awesome person, usually one or two in a group, they can fly solo, or fly with another pilot. Pilots are NEVER wingmen, Wingmen are usually Co-Pilots.
Jane: Denise, Did you see that guy!,

Denise: I KNOW HES SUCH A PILOT

Hey, do you remeber those guys Costa and Steve, Such Pilots.

HEY WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE "PILOTEERING" WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE AND INDUCT ME INTO THE MILE HIGH CLUB!
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(male) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair is only a groomed rectangle running from the penis to the upper edge of the pubic region
He manscapes the pilot to match my landing strip, he is cleared to land in my vagina anytime.
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a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not
Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...
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Former Major League Baseball team from Seattle. Bought by Bud Selig a few weeks before the 1970 season and moved to Milwaukee. Seattle has never forgiven him since.
The Pilots were decent.
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