pindick

A man with a short and thin penis.

"Because his package was inadequate to satisfy her, she called him "pindick the bugfucker."

pindick by boutsos May 23, 2005

picdick 

The act of enjoying a scrumptious outdoor picnic followed by intense alfresco sex

Carleen still remembers the great picdicks she had in the Norfolk Broads:
Fantastic food, copious amount of wine and as many lovers as she could fit on the picnic rug!

picdick by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

phildickian 

Having the qualities of a story by Philip K. Dick, a 20th century writer who regularly asked readers to consider the nature of reality and humanity. Films directly based on his work include "A Scanner Darkly," "Blade Runner," and "Barjo"; but many other films and novels at the turn of the century have adopted a phildickian tone.

The writing of Grant Morrison is often phildickian.

phildickian by Scott Marshall May 4, 2008

Pillick 

Alternative to pillock, a term of mild abuse, derogatory

You stupid pillick! you swapped your title to the Dukedom for a cartload of turnips?

Pillick by John van Rooy May 1, 2002

pindick

Laughably small dick that could never please a woman.

[e-mail] from Boston has a pindick and enjoys it being laughed at as a coping mechanism. That is why he made this post.

pindick by [e-mail] October 7, 2009

Shut up Pindick 

A common saying used among the Uxbridge Plebs.
Pindick refers to Joseph B. (The Infamous Nitty).

Shut up Pindick, you nonce.

Shut up Pindick by NotKonradProkop August 11, 2021

pindick

a guy, or chick with a dick,who has a hilariously small package!

steven d

pindick by Valeria March 16, 2003