shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive

Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.

by exo666 February 26, 2009

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W September 22, 2007

Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

by Eudoman December 30, 2015

Pikey

The act of going number 2 in your pants while at work and doing nothing about it (or attending a massage after the act).

Friend #1: I really need the toilet
Friend #2: careful you don't pikey it
Friend #1: good call I'll just got now

by Lewisharpie December 8, 2021

Pikey

-Verb, to steal or to take property where doing so demonstrates a stingy or miserly characteristic.

I knew Rich liked to pikey things from KFC, but apparently you do too.

by e-pondlife October 1, 2010

Pikey

A “Pikey” is racial slang for a gypsy or traveller.

‘Pikeys live on a site.’

by Oh my what’s not a name April 16, 2019