Pigfarts 

Imaginary magical school on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants a rocketship so he can attend this particular school. The headmaster is named Rumbleroar. He's a lion...who can talk. If you are a good student, Rumbleroar will let you ride on his back.

Made popular by Harry Potter the Musical.

"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum"

"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"

Pigfarts by Butterface10 July 4, 2009

Pilbara Picnic 

A term used in northern Western Australia.

A Pilbara Picnic is the perfect combination of a chicken dinner (Kentucky fried or with a corn cob) and a case of beer (emu export is appropriate).
The meal can be enjoyed sitting down or lying down.

"has anyone seen Curtly?"
"ye-aah he's curled up to a Pilbara Picnic in the park"

Pilbara Picnic by greybells November 4, 2017

piggard 

A dumb, yet jolly person who enjoys eating piggishly and is ignorant to almost anything anyone has to say. Not to be confused with a slob or a 'fat shit,' but one who is merely chubby and amused easily. Also usually very gullable and easily confused.

"Mista Corleone, pass me that hotdog, mama mia"
(godfather accent) "fughettaboutit"
(apologetic) "Mr. Don Corleone. I meant meant no disrespect. please, mista corleone, fagive me. It's just.. your such a piggard"

(Godfather shoots goon in the head)

piggard by Tyg August 18, 2006

Pigfarts 

The Intergalactic Wizarding School which is located on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants to transfer there from Hogwarts. The head teacher is a talking lion called Rumbleroar, and other teachers include Professor McGonagills, a talking fish and Slitherus Snake who has a bizarre grudge against Rumbleroar. Pigfarts does not have dances, as they would wake up Rumbleroars slumbering cubs. Its should be noted that as Pigfarts is located on Mars, you need a rocketship to get there.

Pigfarts is on Mars. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter?

Pigfarts by PansyParkinson June 16, 2011

Pigarella 

A sassy, chubby teenage pig, who is a menace and doesn’t belong in this dimension. She normally has a brother ( commonly named gobolin cena ) who is the favourite child. She lacks in discipline and symphony. She enjoys the presence of nerdy boys and tries to avoid and hot guy possible. She is a terrible person to hang out with and if you meet a pigarella.... RUN!!!

Pigarella: I’m soo hot!!
Person( behind her back ): Eww she’s disgusting!!
Pigarella: *attacks*

Pigarella by Ravenclaw_reads444 July 23, 2019

pigware 

any software program or website that takes up too much of your memory, disk space, bandwidth, cpu time, or real time

comes from the software being piggish, hogging your valuable computer resources for itself

also see bloatware

"You still running that pigware? Why don't you switch to Firefox?"

or

"This Ajax bullshit is definitely pigware"

pigware by dsimms January 18, 2008

Pigback 

The use of a pig as an unorthodox method of transport made famous by the working classes of Great Britain. Often riding to and from the pub 'two-a-pig' has made the mobile pig's back a common place for coitus.

Steve: Who's that bumhummit over there?
Bo-vice: That's Paul......his parents are heavy drinkers.
Steve: Oh, is that the guy whose parents conceived him whilst pigback?
Bo-vice: Yeah
Steve: Jesus, you think they could have at least pulled over.

Pigback by gregtastic October 8, 2010