4 definitions by gregtastic
walking or running really closely behind a blind person until they are forced to either move faster or get out of the way
Garth: How's it going dude?
Lateef: Man, I was so bored this afternoon I ended up braille-gating this blind dude by the canal. The path was so small he was forced to jump in the water
Garth: Sick bro!
Lateef: Man, I was so bored this afternoon I ended up braille-gating this blind dude by the canal. The path was so small he was forced to jump in the water
Garth: Sick bro!
by gregtastic July 11, 2011
Garth: "Hey man, did you get that job app done in the end?"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"
Lateef: "Dude, I kind of spent the whole morning blowcrastinating with Tina so never got round to it...I feel bad"
Garth: "All this blowcrastination is ruining your life!"
by gregtastic June 29, 2011
"Blud all the peng in da club last night had me limpin'"
"Yes bruv, that club be limped, you get meh"
"Yes bruv, that club be limped, you get meh"
by gregtastic January 31, 2012
The use of a pig as an unorthodox method of transport made famous by the working classes of Great Britain. Often riding to and from the pub 'two-a-pig' has made the mobile pig's back a common place for coitus.
Steve: Who's that bumhummit over there?
Bo-vice: That's Paul......his parents are heavy drinkers.
Steve: Oh, is that the guy whose parents conceived him whilst pigback?
Bo-vice: Yeah
Steve: Jesus, you think they could have at least pulled over.
Bo-vice: That's Paul......his parents are heavy drinkers.
Steve: Oh, is that the guy whose parents conceived him whilst pigback?
Bo-vice: Yeah
Steve: Jesus, you think they could have at least pulled over.
by gregtastic October 7, 2010