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Bankers, particularly those at Goldman Sachs, The FED and the US Treasury.
The pigmen are robbing us all blind!
Pigmen by 1lumpsum June 27, 2009

Pigmentally challenged 

Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter
Whoa, even that pigmentally challenged ginger looks tan compared to that twihard.

zombie pigmen 

Nether-dwelling monster in the game Minecraft that Will not attack until provoked, also angering all other pigmen around the one that was hit. They spawn in the nether and when a normal pig is struck by lightning. They carry Gold Swords and drop Rotten Flesh, Gold Nuggets, and very rarely their sword. They burn in sunlight, but only for a frame, and it doesn't hurt them, as they are not harmed by fire being a nether mob. Though they would be disgusting in real life, baby Zombie Pigmen are adorable as shit. They are also sometimes referred to as Zombie Pigs.
Fart69: Hey, do you know where to find some Zombie Pigmen?

LadyMeow7: Try the nether, noob....
zombie pigmen by Wolox9 January 2, 2015

pigmentally challenged 

A nice, big way to say you are white ass all hell.
If person is unintellegent enough he'll be confused and angered.
Non-White: You are pigmentally challenged
White: huh?
Non-White: Exactly
White: Grrr!!

Pigment Ninja

One who is extremely well at selling drugs, not going to school, blaming white people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.

Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:

The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.

The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.

The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King

The "Glove just doesn't fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn't do it Ninja.

The Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually Black Supremacists.

The Muffin Top Ninja:
The female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.

The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja's are thought to be part of the Colonels army.

The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word Nigga every other word.

There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common



Look at that Pigment Ninja over there.

Ya he sure does enjoy that KFC.
Pigment Ninja by Nigga4lyfeHomieG December 22, 2008

pigment of your imagination 

Something that is not factual; a made up and/or incorrect idea.

A better and funnier way to say "a figment of your imagination."
Bob: Wait. Girl, your eyes are BLUE? I coulda swore they were brown.
Janice: Nope, that was just a pigment of your imagination!