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Country bumpkin hicks who claim to love trucks, darts, beer, trucks, and hunting. Always wears camo and has a hillbilly accent.
These pigmen wont shutup about the government taking their guns.

zombie pigmen 

Nether-dwelling monster in the game Minecraft that Will not attack until provoked, also angering all other pigmen around the one that was hit. They spawn in the nether and when a normal pig is struck by lightning. They carry Gold Swords and drop Rotten Flesh, Gold Nuggets, and very rarely their sword. They burn in sunlight, but only for a frame, and it doesn't hurt them, as they are not harmed by fire being a nether mob. Though they would be disgusting in real life, baby Zombie Pigmen are adorable as shit. They are also sometimes referred to as Zombie Pigs.
Fart69: Hey, do you know where to find some Zombie Pigmen?

LadyMeow7: Try the nether, noob....
zombie pigmen by Wolox9 January 2, 2015

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

joel pimentel 

a amazing man is joel Pimentel with a beautiful voice like omg and so handsome like I can’t.Hes also In a band named cnco with 4 other members that are also beautiful I stg christopher Velez richard Camacho erick Colon & zabdiel de Jesús joel is also Mexican :).
“Who’s that awesome dude !?” “Uhm that’s joel Pimentel duh !”
joel pimentel by Maya12519 February 16, 2019

Pimentel 

Lordly origin. Most beautiful people ever created and they ruled Albanians and Russians in 1932.
Christopher Columbus is Portuguese and he is a lord. Found the 7 seas. What a lordly Pimentel.
Pimentel by Lordly lord March 7, 2019

Pigmentally challenged 

Paler than pale; minimal tan potential; a skin condition beyond ginger; someone so far removed from sunlight that they are whiter than a snowflake on a grain of rice trapped between a polar bears toes during a blizzard in the North Pole in winter
Whoa, even that pigmentally challenged ginger looks tan compared to that twihard.