This is when you see Peppa pig getting some D from every animal in this show. It is also a way for people under 7 to masturbate without looking at naked peaple.
Porn that you only watch during sex with an attractive women when you are trying not to cum. This type of porn normally consists of flaccid black men tag teaming overweight tattoo riddled white women while thier husbands sit in the corner eating nerds and pulling on thier tiny cocks.
Man: O shit baby! Your ass is so hot that I’m not gonna be able to hold out for you to cum again!
Attractive women: Hurry up and turn on that Slam Pig CuckPorn of Bort & Big K!
Office worker, usually male, who spends a large portion of their working day pretending to work while trawling porno sites and swapping porno links with their extensive network of fellow porn addicts.
He always looks guilty and shuffles his mouse when I go into his office - he's a monkey spanking pornpig for shiz.
A porno pig is a guy that is addicted to porn and cant stop watching it this type of person usually watches it everyday and this person has a lot of x-rated videos at home .Most of the time this type of guys is single and cant get a girlfriend and he is very lazy and out of shape .
GET UP AND DO SOMETHING AND STOP WATCHING PORN JOHN YOUR SUCH A PORNO PIG !
No wonder you don't have a girlfriend you nothing but a disgusting porno pig !
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.