Loves NFL on Sunday. Loves beer. Loves underdogs. Loves Rocky Balboa. Loves relying on pure instinct and senses. Loves taking leaps of blind faith. Loves being ignorantly in bliss. Loves the smell of a freshly baked lasagna. Loves phrases like "haya doin" , "fughettaboutit", "stopppp it", or "get outta town". Loves referring to spouse as "the wife." Loves seeing lazy animals (eg. pig dog). Loves to sleep - and last but not least - loves other pigs.
1. "Hunny, come help me get this out of the basement"
"Baby, it's Sunday. Go get me and the guys some beer. Oh and get a pizza while you're at it"
"God you're such a pig sometimes."
"I know but I love it."

2. "I really have no idea what your hand is, but my pig instincts tell me you're bluffing, haya DOIN"

3. "How'd you know I was cooking lasagna?"
"Don't worry about it. It's pig stuff."

4. (petting lazy dog) "This dog reminds me of my son. A true pig"

5. "You comin' tonight Tony?"
"Yea yea, fughettaboutit. Lemme just settle things with the wife real quick"

6. Saying "haya doin" in place of "bye".

7. "Gotta love Rocky. He fights for us true pigs"
by A new jersey pig January 14, 2007
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a officer of the law

Want another donut PIG.
by thedude352 September 10, 2004
A filthy police officer,who thinks they are above the law and whatever they says goes. Well fuck ém
See Popo
1. a swine
2. derogatory term for a police officer
3. a person who eats excessively
4. a capitalist
5. the meat of a pig, pork
6. an insensitive male, a male chauvinist
7. a fat person
1. My grandpa raises pigs.
2. So then Ian started talking shit to the pigs.
3. He ate the whole pie! What a pig!
4. When the revolution comes the pigs are going to get it.
5. Naw, I don't eat pig.
6. He was staring at my tits the whole time. What a pig!
7. Look at that disgusting pig; he must weigh 400 pounds.
by zachwolff October 15, 2003
1. Pink thing that rolls around in mud and eventually becomes a ham sandwich.

2. Correct name for the so-called 'public servants' colloquially known as the police, for example the neo-nazi organization the metropolitan police who spend most of their time arresting people for DWB, taking bribes from drug dealers (a 2001 report said corruption in the UK police was at 'third world levels'), abusing vulnerable women (another more recent report said the uk police were letting down women who needed them most and noted a huge increase in sexual assualt BY the police on women who had turned to them for help), stop and search black people in inner city london, and causing death in custody but getting away with it because some idiots actually trust these fools and take them at their word.
'sarge, I hate women and want to rape one, I like beating up innocent people and I am a member of the national front.'

'well done son, you'll go far. the pigs need your sort. it's either that or join the army'
by Ben Dover of the Yard April 25, 2004
a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its ass (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" or "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if you recognized the pig who's giving you a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.
Hey, you fuckin' PIG! Fucked any hamburger buns or donuts lately? Your mother should have taken a coat hanger to your worthless child-molesting ass when she had the chance!
by narcin' on the cops September 26, 2006
those pigs arrested my brother last night for extortion!
by stuart April 08, 2003
a police officer(originally underworld, derogatory)
Mobster: Boss, the pigs are outside, lets get out of here.

Mobster leader: Hide the money now!
by Light Joker September 25, 2004
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