pie eye

when all you can see or think about is pie, whether its food pie or guy pie

oh im so hungry i really want a chicken pie mmm pie,

uh I got the pie eye!!!

or

daaaaymmm he looks fit he could well just be my fit pie as I already have a hot pie, sexy pie, and a rich pie oh I love my pies! the pie eye is out today!!

by j2da9 September 15, 2010

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cream-pie eyes

noun: the way her eyes light up when she wants filled with a hot gooey load of your jizz

Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.

by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019

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Brown-Eye Pie

a brown-eye pie is when someone poops on themself (preferably soft poop) and do not let the fecal matter leave their butt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their butt. The person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. Being completelly famished since the poor lazy bastard doesnt have a job he/she agrees. The person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the butt cheeks to find a delicious anal goo filling filled with an assortment of vitamins, nutrients, and STANK!!

aww man I have to poop...hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat...GREAT IDEA!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..OOOOh me likey spicey...stfu pablo and go mow my lawn

by yowussup October 4, 2010

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purple eye pie

The contrast between the outer labia and inner vaginal area of a dark skinned black woman's vagina when viewed from approximately 6 to 12 inches away.

Dayammmmmm! Krishiqua you wasn't lyin girl. Yo pussy is darker then a muthafucka! That shit look like piece a pie wif a big ass, muthafuckin purple eye right in the gotdamn middle. Shiatt I best be careful not to break a toof off in dat muthafucka. Greasy ass, gotdamn, purple eye pie! Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm!

by krisheekwa March 9, 2011

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