Pat: You're a poopyhead!
Me: Shutup you piecost!!!
Pat: Whats a piecost?
Me: 'Bout $3.50
Mom: I'm going to the grocery store. What do you want me to get you?
ME: Get me some bread, milk, chips, henway, and some cookies.
Mom: What's a henway?
Me: 'Bout 5 pounds.
Maori: Nah bro I racks them eh!