pie-cost

Joker: Too bad we don't have a pie-cost.

Victim: What's a pie-cost?

Joker: Oh, about six bucks ... (rim-shot)

(also, same joke, using "hen-way" (oh, about 3 pounds ...)

pie-cost by JerseyJohn August 23, 2007

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pie-cost

adjective used to describe something cheap and of poor quality. Worth about $1.20 (the cost of a pie). This term is only used by Maori and Polynesians in Auckland.

Nesian: F*** bro, those shoes are pie-cost bro. Don't yous get enough Dole money to buy shoes?
Maori: Nah bro I racks them eh!

pie-cost by HOB November 1, 2006

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Related Words

piecost • pie • pie face • Pie Hole • pie crust • pie eater • pie boy • pie eyed • pie-in-the-sky • Pie Guy

piecost

Acts like "dick4, butt4, assfer, ass4, penis4, cranfer, cran4, henway, etc."

Example 1

Pat: You're a poopyhead!
Me: Shutup you piecost!!!
Pat: Whats a piecost?
Me: 'Bout $3.50

Example 2

Mom: I'm going to the grocery store. What do you want me to get you?
ME: Get me some bread, milk, chips, henway, and some cookies.
Mom: What's a henway?
Me: 'Bout 5 pounds.

piecost by Brendan August 31, 2004

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Piecost

Enemy of a cat, fights with cat, costs average of £1 at bakery, curmudgeon from the broch, acidic breath

The cat and the piecost were fighting, "whats a piecost???"................badoom pshhhhh

Piecost by Anonymous all day long April 15, 2008

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Piecost

The cost of a pie

How much is a apple piecost.

Piecost by Bot77 April 4, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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