piddle wank 

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.

"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"

piddle wank by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008

Paddle Wanker 

A Paddle Wanker refers to a minority of people who cannot bend their fingers back, thus emulating the shape of a paddle. They are complete wankers, who contribute next to nothing to society. They attempt to destroy as many oars/paddles as they can find, in order to justify their existence.

1) Whats the new kid like?

he's really weird, he can't bend his fingers back!

He's such a Paddle Wanker!

2) OH NO, my oar has snapped in half and we are stuck in the ocean....

...If only we had a paddle wanker to propel us to shore

Paddle Wanker by VeTe January 8, 2012

piddlewink 

1: A large and abnormally hard penis.
2: A huge gun with a lot of firepower.

"Suck on my piddlewink!"
"The second I pulled out my piddlewink, that guy was on the floor crying for mercy!"

piddlewink by ST, Joco and Crook May 22, 2006

Piddletank 

Toilet, or a way to call someone stupid

"shut up you piddletank" or "Jeremy went on a trip to the piddletank"

Piddletank by HonkyPiddles November 2, 2021