Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.

by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019

Piano

Another way of saying “I promise.” Used to ensure your counterpart is telling the truth and absolutely not fucking with you.

A: “I fucked your mom”
B: “Yeah, sure”
A: “Dude, Piano”

by Sir Mark Smith Jr Sr December 24, 2021

Piano

Practising piano skill on a human body under a intoxicated condition

Daryl was playing piano with the girl we all don’t know well.

by Fall In June 17, 2023

Piano

The type of instrument that will get you laid.

Are you a virgin? Why look for a girl when you can sit at a piano and get laid?

by TacticalBacon64 July 29, 2017

Piano

An instrument with keys that make different pitched sounds.

Emma is great at playing the piano.

by Piano Person June 23, 2022

Piano

A piano is a instrument that catches the eye of lots of people they buy a piano online it comes they try it out and!.. give up in the spand of 1 day because they can’t immediately play a song they like.

A person: Oh wow you play the piano

You: oh yeah! it’s taken me years to master it

The person: can I try?

You: sure!

The person: thank you!... why isn’t it playing *song name* isn’t it

Supposed to play it does it want me to play it?

You: ...

by Imthatpianoidiot December 23, 2020

Piano

it has 6 strings and it make out of wood with 6 pegs to tune each string. normally played with a "pick"

Yo watch this epic shred for my piano solo

by Benis100 April 6, 2021