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The most important thing in the world.

To anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? An arts student?
Without physics, you would not be reading urban dictionary online.
by intheflesh December 09, 2005
The class where W=work m=mass a=acceleration and d=distance vector parrallel to force
and if you combine these variables into a true equation you get
W=mad Work=mad

the class taught by the clumsy teacher who fell off a roof 3 times in half an hour.

when something goes wrong you scream "MEDIC!!"
so, what's the standard stationary size? 8 by 11 1/2?
yeah yeah so we all make mistakes sometimes.
by just call me blond January 18, 2005
The Absolute Pwnage of millions of kids around the world because their submissive minds cannot distinguish the neccassary equations and are therefore demolished by the up coming test about something that is totally irrilevent to wat they have spent hard times learning
Bill was on a farm when her heard an explosion 2000 m away, he heard dis explosion 2.67s after it accured. What season is it? (yes this one was on my test, and it can be solved)(physics is the pwnage.)
by GURGITE January 11, 2006
The central science, concerned with motion, electricity and magnetism, light and optics, and atomic topics that are over the heads of most chemists.

Physics is loathed by rationalists, atheists, and secular humanists because it keeps proving that the universe is full of big surprises, and still has many secrets that will completely daunt us and turn our view of the universe upside down. Their disdain at the possibility of a diety and their rationalism is not justified given advances in physics.
"All sciences are either physics or stamp collecting."

-Niels Bohr
by Biocube November 28, 2005
1.the source of misery for billions of kids around the world.
2.the thing which gave einstein his paycheck.
3.a whole lot of unnecessary bull which we dont have to know.
"the world would be a happier place w/o physics"
"yes i totallg agree."
by Fearall October 01, 2005
One of the most important academic subjects. It is supposedly "taught" in high schools at the "college level".
I can't wait to use my knowledge of physics to invent a new particle accelerator at JPL.
by xxxpussydestroyer420xxx December 10, 2015
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