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According to the song "Gronlandic Edit" by Of Montreal, we fell back to Earth like gravity's bitches. So, physics makes us all its bitches.
A: Hey bitch.
B: I'm not your bitch. I'm physics' bitch.
A: Says who?
B: Says Of Montreal, that's who.
by JCUZZZ April 12, 2010
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The student's physics notes were filled with as many equations as his roommate's calculus notes.

The physics major knew that physics involved a lot of math, so he reasoned that if he were to excel at physics, he'd better be freakin' awesome at math.
by c.eliz March 23, 2010
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Physic (v.) is the process of taking something ordinary and through a process of pure imagination and human will, creating something beautiful.

The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
Unenlightened Peasant: Hey, I learned in my physics class that time travel is impossible because you can't go faster then the speed of light
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
by LandOfThePhysic November 09, 2016
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1) The physics toughest science class there is in both high school and college levels. Physics deals with how the things in the world function. Topics include kinematics, mechanics, thermodynamics, dynamics, displacement, etc.
It is known to be the only class that uses the metric system as a standard, and it revolves around being able to use Algebra and Trigonometry skills
2) A pain in the ass
1)Wow, this book accelerated all the way to the floor with an acceleration rate of 9.8m/s^2 from a height of 6.2 meters, and the initial velocity was 0m/s. Can you find the final velocity of the book?

2)Mr. Doetzer grades physics lab reports so strictly that even spending 4 or 5 hours of your life in it will still get you a C-...should have taken basket weaving 101
by Undeadtemplar88 January 17, 2006
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Teacher: Are you enjoying Physics?
Student: Better than biology(and chem).
by infernodeathviper November 04, 2016
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when ass/boobs giggle when hot girls walk by
"She got an 'A' in physics" or "Check out the physics over there" or "The Physics at our school sucks"
by cox March 10, 2005
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1)Excuses for everything that happen in this universe.

2) A killer subject in A level
Exp 1 :Why my tea is all over the table?

Physic: It is because the subatomic particle of the tea compound inside the cup had receive an impact which is
higher than the sum of its mass and the frictional force with table surface. This cause the potential energy of the tea inside cup being change to kenetic energy. Without the a stable 3 dimension object to maintain the random movement of the tea molecule, the tea unable to form an even three dimensional shape as it used to be inside the cup......

English: I'm the one who spill it...

Exp 2 :You are taking Physic tomoro? Sorry to hear about that... I will get the coffin..
by Blue... December 01, 2009
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