phort

being prude and having fun at the same time

An innocent freshman goes to a senior kegger and ends up staying at a random guys house. She fools around with him but does nothing serious, thus making her a phort.

by Ryann and Alyssa July 23, 2008

Phorts

Long shorts that could be considered pants by the casual observer.

That guy has great style sporting his phorts.

by Jonny Tropics June 16, 2023

phorted

when someone says "i phorted" - they mean "i farted".

"hey ronald, i just phorted - come over here and give my ahole a smell"

by James Bryant December 29, 2004