Phonetographer 

One who is always taking photos with the camera in their phone. Most often artsy photos that end up posted on social network sites like Facebook.

Guy: Hey, Jackie is such a phonetographer!
Girl: I know! Did you see the ones she took last night? I think I want her to phonetograph my wedding!

Phonetographer by Spicylilredhead June 17, 2010

phonetography 

Photos taken on a cameraphone. Often of lary nights out in kebab stores, of people committing lewd acts, or hot women in the street.

"Ahhh see... Right see the thing that's got it all f*cked up now is camera-phones.
How the hell am I supposed to be able to do a line in front of complete strangers, when I know they've
all got cameras?"

Last nights' phonetography highlighted the fact that the "hottie" mike was with was actually a mingrat

phonetography by klokwerx March 26, 2008

phonetagious

The digital Pavlovian response to check one's cellphone/smartphone after seeing someone else check his/hers.

We were having lunch when Georgia's checked her smartphone. the phonetagious response was comical.

phonetagious by Cutters79 May 9, 2011

phoneturbator 

Those who get off playing with their cell phone or PDA in public. Rather than interact socially, they regularly excite themselves by fondling the free apps they can download to their iPhone.

Mitch: What's Lance doing at the end of the table?

Uncle Tony: Didn't you know? Lance is a phoneturbator. He has his guilty pleasures when it comes to free iPhone apps. Ever since yesterday he's become comfortable with who he is and phoneturbates whenever he gets a chance.

phoneturbator by eskeymo January 14, 2009

@phonetussylover

A really hot person with an attractive and funny personality that i would kill for ♡

Do you know @phonetussylover? Yes i do, they are my favorite person and i would die for them <3

@phonetussylover by Vannywannyuwuu January 26, 2022

Applicantus phonetus 

The act of calling to check on the results of your interview at 1:30 in the morning to your prospective employer while he is asleep and you are 3 sheets to the wind.

Hey bro I'm calling to see if I got the job. Son, it's 1:30 in the morning. I know dude, but I'm running low on beer money and wanted to know if I could count on some moolah coming in. Ah, no.

Who was calling in the middle of the night. Just a little case of applicantus phonetus.

Applicantus phonetus by Clark77494 November 6, 2012