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Pokephile 

People who are sexually and/or emotionally attracted to Pokemon on an intimate level. They may be straight, homo or bisexual, and also may or may not be attracted to normal animals as well.
Someone who loves their Pokemon on an intimate level. We may be Pokephiles, but you have no right to judge us.
Pokephile by Treeterra October 1, 2008

Phonepire 

Someone (often a teen) who stays up until the small hours of the morning on their phone and who sleeps excessively during the day to compensate. Unlike a vampire who sucks blood, these phonepires suck Wi-fi and data usage. Sometimes spelled fonepire.
“Have you seen James this morning?”

“No he’s a phonepire!”
Phonepire by Itchen Lingo December 24, 2019

iPhonephile 

Someone who constantly uses their iPhone to look up information.
Often this is done in social settings such as during a debate at a party or bar.

similar to a wikiphile. Sometimes one in the same if the wikiphile is at a bar or party.
NormalGuy: Did Chumbawamba make another album after that one song?
iPhonephile: I dont think so, let me find out.
...10 minutes later...
iPhonephile: Yep, i guess they did, look at the album cover art.
NormalGuy: I dont see anything
iPhonephile: oh wait, push the screen, oh wait not there.... damnit!
iPhonephile by killllllllll February 13, 2009

prodephile

A facebook, myspace, or aim profile of a pedophile, that uses pictures of the same preteen girl or boy to lure other children in. Usually a male in his late 30s, fat, many chins, glasses, and enjoys world of warcraft.
Jack: Did you see that hot girl's profile pictures on facebook
Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address
prodephile by Jack E. C April 6, 2009

poonphile 

weirdass cismales who fetishize transmales
Ew look at that poonphile!”
poonphile by Bootyjuicelover April 4, 2022

Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.
Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.
Phonephones by weetodd March 26, 2008