Phonecognito 

Not reachable using calls or emails to your smartphone.

“I’m going phonecognito this weekend. I mean it.”

“Got it. Oh, but what if Winona calls? About the proposal. Can I email you at least?”

“Nope. Total phonecognito.”

“Geeeeeez. You really are serious. So you’re not even taking your phone?”

“Well, .. but not for work.”

Phonecognito by PJMac August 21, 2012

phoneman

an answering machine

"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"

phoneman by dwight schrute - beet farmer September 17, 2007

Phone Moan 

A game to play while receiving oral sex. You, the one receiving oral sex, call up a friend and talk with them as long as possible. If they figure out what's going on, you lose. If you can have the whole conversation without them knowing what's up, you win.

Person 1: Hey bro. What's up?
Person 2: Nothing much man, you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just watch- UGHHHHH! God yes.
Person 2: Dude, are you playing phone moan?
Person 1: I gotta go.

Phone Moan by jackinthebox1234567890 October 25, 2010

Pokemoan 

Sound made by Pokemon Go! players when the servers go down, the battle freezes, or the game otherwise glitches.

You could hear the pokemoan at the pokestop when the server went down.

Pokemoan by esekaese July 18, 2016

phonebone 

to engage in sexual conduct over the phone. In lighter terms, to "have phone sex".

Did you hear that Andy totally phoneboned Jennifer? How disgusting!

phonebone by darian m October 27, 2005

The Phone Moan 

while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."

"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."

"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."

The Phone Moan by RainbowAJ January 23, 2012

phonebanging 

A guy who is on the phone for a long period of time, usually with a girl...so it is assumed that he is phonebanging.

"hey, where'd he go? i haven't seen him for hours but his ride's still outside..."

"oh, he's in the room phonebanging."

phonebanging by LORNA VU July 9, 2006