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Phonemance 

I coined this phrase years ago after dealing with several similar situations...

When you take an online "relationship" offline and talk on the phone. Usually involves spending countless hours texting and talking about everything, acting almost as if you are a couple, without meeting.

If dragged on too long, it can result in disappointment.
I'm not really into having a phonemance with you, if we are feeling each other, lets get together and hang out!
Phonemance by italiana70 June 27, 2009
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"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"
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Phonemando 

Similar to leaving the house with no underwear. Going phonemando is defined as leaving the house/car without your cell phone.
Dude my cell battery was dead, and I had to leave it at home in the charger. I hate going phonemando, I feel so naked
Phonemando by CharveyChicago September 10, 2010

phoneface 

The unusual faces people make in public when looking at their phone while texting, reading their incoming call history, or checking their voicemail. This face is exaggerated when the person is checking their phone in a poorly lit area.
"He just texted me back, lemme look." she makes a phoneface while checking the text message.
phoneface by 5zerocool March 29, 2010

PhoneFacePlant

When someone gets hit in the face with their own phone while texting or in a video call.
There was blood all over after we got rear-ended and Elizbeth PhoneFacePlanted!

She had a nasty PhoneFacePlant cut over her eye.
PhoneFacePlant by justmatt June 26, 2016

Phomance 

A love relationship between a person and their phone
Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance
Phomance by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021

Phomance 

A feeling of excitement or infatuation between a person and their phone
Her inordinate relationship with her portable sidekick could only be described as a true phomance
Phomance by LaBamaFam December 19, 2021