As everyone else was sat around the table updating their Instagram, Facebook and Twitter feeds; An intense feeling of Phoneliness came over Bob as he realised he could easily vanish and the others probably wouldn't notice! :(
Someone (often a teen) who stays up until the small hours of the morning on their phone and who sleeps excessively during the day to compensate. Unlike a vampire who sucks blood, these phonepires suck Wi-fi and data usage. Sometimes spelled fonepire.
As Thalia stepped away from the table to use the restroom, Chris was overcome by phoneliness and quickly pulled out his iphone to check his email and update his Facebook status.