by Mister D October 18, 2004
A small personal device that people use WAY too much. They do many things and can communicate at anytime. People that have phones often spend way too much time on it and might even get addicted. Most people love their phone as if it's their baby.
by humanthatiscrazy52 December 1, 2016
The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".
by Onset_Of_Putrefaction August 18, 2013
by Steven Morris August 25, 2003
When someone is in enough pain from any non-life threatening ailment, where they can't sit comfortably in a chair. They keep wiggling and slurking...eventually settling in a position with a head tilted to the side...as if they are on the phone...
I pulled up a chair so my wife would play me in Madden 95(All-Madden vs. Jets). I looked-over at her at halftime and saw that due to her increasing abdominal pain, she was on the phone, so we had to quit.
by Acebinkley August 10, 2005
by idk_man2 July 14, 2017
A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.
by TBTPlanet December 27, 2017