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phone slide 

When a man slides, or hands his phone to a woman, with the create new contact screen already visible, while not saying anything as a means to procure her phone number.

It is effective because it eliminates actually having to ask for a woman's phone number. This makes the situation less awkward, while requiring less confidence to pull off.
Tom: How did u get Stacy's number, she is hot?!?!
Josh: I used the phone slide, it never fails.

The phone slide works 95% of the time everytime
phone slide by joshhathcock April 7, 2011
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cell phone sideburn 

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.
cell phone sideburn by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

side pone 

A fixture of 1980's high fashion, the side pone is a pony tail positioned above the left and/or right ear.
Czech out Jennifer's rad side pone!
side pone by 3mpire May 28, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016