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Butter phone 

When your phone is impossible to hold, as if it is greased up with butter
Guy: Dangit! I dropped my phone again.

Girl: You've got a bad case of butter phone
Butter phone by C♡bomb May 19, 2014

1% phone battery 

Omg! I have 1% phone battery. I need a charger or I'm gonna die!!!!!!!😱

Phone Batter 

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn
Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen
Phone Batter by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

Sound-powered phone batteries 

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.
Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

Phonebuster 

A person or thing the bust up phones
Get away from phonebuster she will bust your phone up
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026