blink-phemy 

1:When someone insults Blink 182.
2:When someone has not heard of Blink 182.
3:When someone puts another band above Blink 182.
4:When someone stops listening to Blink 182.

Moses:blink 182 ftw
Brianna:I stop listening to them.
Moses:Blink-phemy!!!!

blink-phemy by blink 182 fan =) December 5, 2009

phlemo 

an emo with a cold. this cold is often caught thanks to sitting in a cold, dark room writing depressing poetry
note: writing poetry gives you a cold.

Phlemo: Accchhoooo-hooo-hooo! AAArgh! i have a COLD! my life SUCKS!
Me: would you like a tissue, mr. phlemo?
Phlemo: No, id rather be in PAIN! wait, what did you just call me?
Me: look it up on urban dictionary, i bothered to make a definition for you...

phlemo by SellotapeLips May 9, 2010

Jason Phleming 

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

Jason Phleming by STAJATS June 7, 2009

phemy 

Short for blasphemy. Often used to describe a bad and irrational comment regarding an epic song/album/movie/singer/actor/band/entertainer etc.

Tom: "Al Pacino got a nomination for a Razzie Awards this year"
Mike: "WTF? That is the biggest phemy ever!!!"

phemy by WickedMir February 8, 2009

phlemjob 

To lubricate a penis with phlem instead of spit for the typical blowjob.

Lisa had a huge set of tits and I wanted to stare at them while she gave me a B.J. I didnt know she had COPD, she hawked a loogie on my shaft. It was strangely satisfying. Best and first phlemjob ever!

phlemjob by Mr. Nate February 23, 2015

phlem 

mucus that is lodged into your throat from your lungs and nose that comes out of your mouth usually when you cough or "hauk" a lugi.

did you see that man's phlem when he hauked a lugi?

phlem by Dandysandy January 7, 2009

blas-fuckin-phemy 

the ultimate form of blasphemy; complete nonsense. extremely frowned upon

Girl: Qdoba is way better than Chipotle.
Boy: That is blas-fuckin-phemy! Qdoba sucks ass.

blas-fuckin-phemy by PurdueBound September 26, 2010