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pleasing porcine 

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!
pleasing porcine by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

pleasing the plumbers

Pleasing the plumbers occurs when one's sexual attraction to someone else drives them to fuck their crushes by any means necessary. Pleasing the plumbers can include but is not limited to stalking/cyberstalking, sexting, making comments on body parts, voyeurism, and asking for sexual favors. Pleasers of plumbers will ignore their crushes' discomfort and relentlessly seek the opportunity to fuck them. Thus, consent is not an issue.
Hitler's been sexually harassing that little girl, even after she told him to stop! He must be pleasing the plumbers!

phrasing 

An exclamation and/or warning given to another over the unintended sexual innuendo of an otherwise innocent phrase.

Commonly heard by various characters on the animated FX television series, "Archer".
"You wanna play me hard?" "Phrasing." "Well, then you better nut up!" "Phrasing!" "I've swallowed just about as much as I can take from you!" "PHRASING!!"
phrasing by Fortyseven April 12, 2013

Phelpsing 

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.
Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.
Phelpsing by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Aesthetically Pleasing

Something / someone pleasing to the eye
E.G:

-Kim Taehyung.
“Have you see Taehyung lately?”

“Yeah he’s beautiful
“I know, he’s Aesthetically pleasing”

pleasingly plump 

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.
Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.
pleasingly plump by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013