philosophiser

One who speaks in vague, ethereal or poetic terms about every day matters.

"Money embodies the beauty of everything that is good in the world, as it gets ripped from your grasp and replaced with a dark and stormy."

"Great, now he's a philosophiser"

philosophiser by J-Diddy1234 November 14, 2013

philosophistero 

A waiter that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophistero, bring me my BLT

philosophistero by Jacob March 15, 2005

philosophister 

A waitress that works at Waffle House

Hey philosophister, come bring me a drink and eggs.

philosophister by Jacob March 15, 2005

philosophistry 

(v) the study of the philosophy of any situation on why it occurred, what led to its to occurrence and how to learn and benefit from it.

Also a (n)philosophistorical.

Lets look up the philosophistry of why this city was able to build its self up so quickly after the devastating earthquakes

philosophistry by Hamistress March 21, 2010