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Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.
"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

Phillipino Flapjack 

A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.
The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!
Phillipino Flapjack by mDiB April 7, 2010

Phillipeno Breakfast

A sexual act involving over easy eggs. Eggs are poured into vagina, then eaten out. Fucked up isnt it?
Mary: Tom eat these now! Its a PHILLIPENO breakfast
Tom: You fucked up my breakfast, bitch. *Beats Mary*

phillipino duster 

After consuming mexican food, the person then covers his/her spouse in raunchy farts.
We ate at Homero's last night, and when we got home I gave my wife a phillipino duster. She was not amused.
phillipino duster by Matandy January 27, 2010

Phillipino whisker biscuit

When you have someone lick your ass while she (or he) jerks you off through your legs rusty trombone then after you insert your penis in that persons ass and then give them a shit mustache dirty sanchez.
Dude, last night I gave your mom a phillipino whisker biscuit.

Phillipino Palm Tree 

When you have sex with a male who has such a horrible herpes outbreak, his penis is rough and bumpy like a palm tree
Jake gave me my first Phillipino palm tree and I'll be using ointment for a month!
Phillipino Palm Tree by tyrel1 November 4, 2010