4 definitions by mDiB

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A sexual encounter in which you ejaculate in your hand and smack the girl in the face.
The angry pirate got boring, so i blasted the bitch with the phillipino flapjack!
by mDiB April 07, 2010

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a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!
Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"
by mDiB November 09, 2010

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Simple abbreviation for "my dick is big" Originated by a small group of friends from Ohio and was later turned into a mw2 clan, with the clan tag being (mDiB) of course. Shortly after we noticed the appearance of many fanyboys (especially from New Jersey). Any girls wanting to join simply put (mViT) as their clan tag, which meant "my vagina is tight" and yes... we did have girls join. Rather than use it to talk about each other's dicks (Like people from New Jersey do), for us in Ohio it is a simple way of saying "I don't give a fuck because i'm big in the pants"
Angry COD Nerd from New Jersey: "OMG! you guys aren't even good!"
RiZZy: "I don't give a fuck sissy! m.D.i.B BITCH!!!!
by mDiB May 12, 2011

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Simple abbreviation for "my dick is big" Originated by a small group of friends from Ohio and was later turned into a mw2 clan, with the clan tag being (mDiB) of course. Shortly after we noticed the appearance of many fanyboys (especially from New Jersey). Any girls wanting to join simply put (mViT) as their clan tag, which meant "my vagina is tight" and yes... we did have girls join. Rather than use it to talk about each other's dicks (Like people from New Jersey do), for us in Ohio it is a simple way of saying "I don't give a fuck because i'm big in the pants"
Angry COD Nerd from New Jersey: "OMG! you guys aren't even good!"
RiZZy: "I don't give a fuck sissy! m.D.i.B BITCH!!!!
by mDiB May 12, 2011

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