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Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
Phillies Defense by FunThrax October 28, 2009
Nguni name usually given to girls. The one who’s given and brings life. She is known to bring joy to people’s faces. Calm but fierce. A necessary force with unforgettable beauty. Being in her presence is a blessing like no other. She’s determined, smart and is a good friend.
Philisiwe is the coolest girl I have ever known
Philisiwe by Dr Hofsteder January 26, 2021

philistine-tastic 

The (usually sarcastic) celebration of the philistine ideals of low-brow, materialistic culture over the "highly overrated' ideals of an intellectually curious, artistically creative one.
My knuckledragger boyfriend is so perfect for me. I especially love his philistine-tastic pea brain. It's his second best feature.
philistine-tastic by Casey Poivre January 12, 2011

Philisophical lip service 

A person giving "philisophical lip service" is someone who elaborates about specific ways, principles and ideals that one should live by, but they themselves do not implement these beliefs in their own lives.
One person in a crowd that will use "philisophical lip service" to control the conversation by insisting that their beliefs are the ways to live by. They do not take others' opinions and ideas into consideration, shutting down any input by others, however they themselves do not practice in their own lives what they preach. In essence, a hypocrite who is a self centered egotistical, self rightous asshole
This is a wonderful name meaning good fortune and happiness. This is a beautiful girl who is very high energy and knows what to say to make you laugh and smile . She has many friends but yet is very independent . She is poised but loves a good fight .
I wanna be a philisity
Philisity by Randy Smith October 18, 2016

Phillidelphia Phillies 

The author of the definition dated March 16, 2009 sucks chode.
Fuck the Mutts. David Wright has a vagina.

Only moron Mutt fans spell it "Phillidelphia Phillies".