Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac 

You mean "necro", not "negro", you ignorant jerk. A Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac is one who likes to have sex with burning BLACK relatives of the same sex. Not dead relatives. Although, they'll be dead soon enough if they are burning, I guess.

I once met a homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac who never completely fulfilled his desires because although he could set his relatives on fire and have sex with them, none of his relatives were black.

Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac by sseni April 10, 2008

homo-necro-peda-philiac 

a person who engages in sex with a underage dead child of the same sex.... ewwwww

OMG that chick's a homo-necro-peda-philiac! dirty bitch!

homo-necro-peda-philiac by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

Flora-philiac 

1. One that has a tendency toward plants

2. One that has an abnormal attraction to plants

Guy: "Have you ever...you know...a watermelon?"
Guy 2: "Dude i'm serious, i'm pretty sure your a Flora-philiac!"

Flora-philiac by Fbwest December 7, 2010

Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac 

The is the greatest offence ever created, it is the brain child of the person who added it to the urban dictionary. The phrase (Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac) means, someone who has sex with someone the same sex as them, related to them, whilst they are dead and on fire.

An example of Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac is:

A Boy walks into a grave yard finds his great great great uncle, digs him up, sets the corpes alight and has sex with it.

Homo-incestual-pyro-negro philiac by Adamski Belletovinch December 1, 2006

fico philiac

A mental illness whitch cause's a person to be romanticaly, and sexually involved with poop. A fico philiac loves to ingage in sexual relations with poop.

Tim is a fico philiac, he enjoys fucking shit

fico philiac by John E. H. January 14, 2007

muppet-philiac 

A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.

You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.

Steve is a muppet-philiac, he makes his wife role-play as Miss Piggy.

muppet-philiac by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009

Piracy-philia 

Too much desire to get involved in lucrative piracy in Somali seas. A strong feeling of love and admiration for piracy on the high seas.

Some background information

Pirate attacks in the Gulf of Aden, the Red Sea, and the waters far off Somalia’s eastern coast continue to increase not only the geographic range of their attacks, but the way they attack vessels. Somali pirates have adopted tactics that now allow them to attack more than 1,000 nautical miles off the Somali coast, with hefty ransom payments over $5 million per ship. Many pirates were lured to start such that new business by tales of easy cash.

A lot of unemployed young Somalis are affected by the pervasive piracy-philia.

Piracy-philia by Abdi Mahad August 29, 2012